Life changing cereal

PSA: Good cereal can change your life. I was living a husk; a sham of an existence before Calbee Furu-Gura waltzed into it and took the goddamned wheel I TELL YOU.

I’ve reclaimed my love and trust of thy neighbour, bowel movements are in control, my once sullen and depressed inclinations are all but diminished, gone! I’ve better posture too, probably, I don’t know – correlation does imply causation you fools, wake up and smell the black beans and the kinako and the crispy dehydrated persimmon tidbits! 



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